The core appeal of Willy Wonka is that he’s a nigh-omnipotent maniac who uses his near limitless powers over reality to trick shitty people into killing themselves. You can’t make him the protagonist of a whimsical coming of age tale - you have to treat him like Jason Voorhees, or Dracula, or any other horror icon. Give him some new victims and new interesting kills and set him loose, that’s all audiences want.
Nonbinary AMAB people I love you so much. I’m sorry everyone acts like you’re “basically just a trans woman” if you’re feminine and then gets confused when you tell them you’re not a woman, or else treats you like you don’t exist at all if you’re masc or fluid. I love you and I see you.
my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military
